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Schlocktoberfest Day 5: Curtains
Curtains (1983) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Samantha Sherwood, an aspiring actress, has herself committed to an insane asylum for character research for an upcoming movie with the...
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Schlocktoberfest Day 15: Don’t Go In The House
Don’t Go In The House (1980) Trailer: *spoilers throughout* What’s It About: Deeply disturbed Donny Kohler works at a sanitation plant. He is fascinated by fire. Obsessed with it really. So much in...
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Schlocktoberfest Day 22: Night Of The Lepus
Night of the Lepus (1972) Trailer: *Spoilers throughout* What’s It About: GIANT KILLER RABBITS!!! A horror movie about rabbits the size of horses killing people!!! A movie was made, marketed and...
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Schlocktoberfest II – Day 17: Death Bed — The Bed That Eats
Death Bed — The Bed That Eats (1977) Clips: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Oh Boy! Look at what I found. Yes, a horror film that sounds like a spoof, looks like a spoof feels like a spoof but...
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Schlocktoberfest II – Day 19: Lady in White
Lady in White (1988) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: There are countless “Lady in White” ghost stories all over the world. Ask any one above the age of 3 what color are ghosts and I bet...
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Schlocktoberfest III – Day 11: The Legacy
The Legacy (1979) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: When an anonymous client hires interior decorators Maggie Walsh (Katharine Ross) and Pete Danner (Sam Eliott) to work on a wealthy...
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Villain Madness 2014: Opening Round – Group 3
Welcome to the third group of the opening round of the second annual Villain Madness Number Two! We’ve assembled the greatest collection of scumbags since the filming of Ghoulies to determine which is...
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Villain Madness 2014: Group 3 Results!
TODAY’S HEADLINES RESULTS! R.O.T.O.R. (70%) showed ED-209 (30%) what robotic law really is! Shakma (74%) busted down Ella’s (26%) door! Jaws (55%) made a nerd out of Ogre (45%)! Jack Torrance (60%)...
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Shake the Scene: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) The Scene: Sally’s dinner with the Sawyer Clan. Why I Love This Scene: Insane. Madcap. Macabre. These words just scratch the surface at how to describe this scene...
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Schlocktoberfest IV: Haiku Reviews
Last year, I wrote a series of horror movie haikus that shed new light on classic villains. Not thinking of anything better to do before Schlocktoberfest IV kicks off today, let’s continue that noble...
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Schlocktoberfest V – Day 13: Hard Rock Zombies
HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Some up and coming band, are scheduled to play in some backwater town and run afoul of Nazis, little people, werewolves,...
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Schlocktoberfest V – Day 31: Phantom of the Paradise
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) By both guest Schlocker Jim and Brad Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Faust meets The Phantom of the Opera meets Dorian Grey meets glam rock, with a...
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Reel Quick: Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made
Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made (2015) Starring: Eric Zala, Chris Strompolos, Jayson Lamb, John Rhys-Davies, Eli Roth, Harry Knowles Directed by: Jeremy Coon, Tim Skousen...
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Schlocktoberfest 666 – Day 18: Evilspeak
Evilspeak (1981) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Social-misfit guy meets Satan. Satan gives him power for revenge. Misfit kills bullies. A cautionary tale of love and where to find it....
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Another 7 Things You NEVER Noticed In Famous Movies!
Our first edition of this topic was a huge hit, proving once again that Buzzfeed-esque articles are the best way to do business on the internet as long as you’re careful not to slip in the puddles of...
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Schlockleftoverfest: The Devil’s Hand
The Devil’s Hand (1961) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Unemployed insomniac, Rick Turner runs afoul with a satanic cult in 1960s Los Angeles. Here are some of my observations as I...
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Schlocktoberfest VII – Day 11: Salem’s Lot
Salem’s Lot (1979) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: A writer returns to his hometown in Jerusalem’s Lot, Maine (of course Maine) and discovers people are turning into vampires. Here...
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Schlocktoberfest VII – Day 27: Unhinged
Unhinged (1982) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Three boring girls go on a boring trip, only to get kidnapped by a boring family who eventually kill them. Boringly. Here are some of my...
View ArticleSchlocktoberfest VIII – Day 8: Welcome to Arrow Beach
Welcome to Arrow Beach (1974) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s It About: Like the title suggests, it’s a beach. Full of arrows. And we are welcome to this beach. Here are some of my observations...
View ArticleSchlocktoberfest IX – Day 15: Star Crystal
Star Crystal (1986) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* Mission Log: Some actors who thankfully never worked again are stranded with a blob of alien Play-Doh aboard a ship that never seems to go anywhere....
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